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J.J. Knight
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PostSubject: A Cry for Help   Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:20 am

Today, I found out that I weight 340 lbs. Which is insane, as I don't look like I'd weight THAT much. I went to a nutritionist and told him my weight. He didn't think so either, yet we tested it twice. I do in fact weigh near 350 lbs. This is the most I've ever weighed in my entire life.

It is time for action.

I bought something called Mancore, which is a weight loss system that has shown great results (At a severe price, might I add). I admit that my morale is at an extreme low at the moment after finding out this horrifying statistic, however, this also gives me a motivation.

My goal is to lose at least one hundred pounds, something that I've never come close to doing since my injuries. Which is why I purchased this product; my injuries are too extensive to do extreme work outs. I need to start slow, but I also need a boost. This is where Mancore will come in. My diet already mirrors what the nutrition suggests (chicken, eggs, fish), so I shouldn't have a problem with eating. My problem is soda. That blasted carbonated goodness unfortunately needs to be cut from my diet, but it will be worth it.

So, why am I telling you all this? Pity? Sympathy? Humiliation? Motivation?

The answer is none of the above.

The reason I am telling you this is because I expect a personality change. A very...extreme change.

One of the supplements is testosterone. If you don't live in a cave, you know what this does. I doubt that I lack testosterone, due to my obvious sex drive and aggression. With this, I expect that to go through the roof. Therefore, I want to apologize in advance for anything I may do in the future while on this regime. I may be more violent, sexual, or who knows. I might disappear entirely while I go on a rampage. But because I care for you guys, some closer than family, I want you to know this.

Thanks for understanding.




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PostSubject: Re: A Cry for Help   Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:23 am

good luck jj, hope you get to the weight you're aiming at
be careful not to take anything that could harm your body though




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PostSubject: Re: A Cry for Help   Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:11 am

Just find something to take over the role of soda like juice or something. I replaced soda with Gatorade and that's how I got rid of sodas. Good luck with the diet man.


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PostSubject: Re: A Cry for Help   Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:44 am

Good luck,uh..broski. hope you make the weight. And you should look into replacing soda with carbonated juices. I hear diet dew is better now-a-days as well. saying yes? 


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PostSubject: Re: A Cry for Help   Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:12 am

wow he going to be a bigger ass now  giggle 




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PostSubject: Re: A Cry for Help   Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:43 am

josh wrote:
wow he going to be a bigger ass now  giggle 
Dude....The level of wrong is to high to comment.


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PostSubject: Re: A Cry for Help   Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:37 am

That's alright, he's just a retard anyway.




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PostSubject: Re: A Cry for Help   Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:01 am

Oh well good luck man. Try drink some green tea smile It may help you get away from rage.




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