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PostSubject: Bad Translator!!   Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:05 pm

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

This site is hilarious. Type anything into it and it will translate it back and forth through machine translation.

Post any particularly funny ones here.


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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:36 pm

my pussy is tuna "
and then got
"Many cats




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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:47 pm

"Nour will you marry me" = "The Young Couple"

Nour stop fucking swearing = If you want to stop the rampant sexual

Jaden H = Mohamed H



Thank you so much Nour!
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:50 pm

Long story short call me If.

Back to English: Leokane
To Arabic: لوكان
Back to English: If


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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:07 pm

i tried "my name is john" and it stayed the same



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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:15 pm

I hate my friends: ... I hate your friends.
rip friends

I translated a lot of anime names. I should have done it separately.
"Sword Art Online Love Stage!! Outbreak Company Attack on Titan"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"On the Internet. The art of war, love, some builders in the United States."

Sword Art Online: According to the author's choice
Love Stage!!: A few things that you can do.
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Outbreak Company: Company
Lucky Star: Have the stars.
Let justice be done though the heavens fall: You know, the sky Fax.
People die when they are killed: Die, death is certain, though, depending on your.
This is my final translation for now: There is veto.


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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:38 am

"Nour is the best loli ever."
"Bloom is best, if there is me."

"Lesbi is the true meaning of fear. At least for the boys."
"Terrible lesbian true meaning. For a man to say the least."

"Only Fish can be the one true guardian angel of love and justice."
"Love and justice can be made by the guardian angels."

"And then Al-Bhed said, "let there be eroges,", and Earl-san complied."
"Then said after the Club-Arges, count of the Holy See."



EW: also wtf does SJW stand for? Stupid Jealous Woman?
Ryuuji Takasu: looks cute. but cute sounds girly. so ill say kawaii
Lesbihonest: damn kimo you have the sexiest male voice ive ever heard o.o
Rika Furude: no, that wasnt ripped from the Bible or something, it's one of Rika Furude's poems in Higurashi. Deep ****.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:02 pm

Original:

An exerpt from Hitler's best-selling novella, 'Mein Kampf', an insight into the mind of a politically dominant rooster crossed with a hormonal canine:

"As I delved more deeply into the teachings of Marxism and thus in tranquil clarity submitted the deeds of the Jewish people to contemplation, Fate itself gave me its answer. The Jewish doctrine of Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of numbers and their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man, contests the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from humanity the premise of its existence and its culture. As a foundation of the universe, this doctrine would bring about the end of any order intellectually conceivable to man. And as, in this greatest of ail recognizable organisms, the result of an application of such a law could only be chaos, on earth it could only be destruction for the inhabitants of this planet."

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Hitler, Adolf · Hitler sells a novel of mind, political philosophy and hormonal Canine Hybrid extract:

"He studied Marxism of teachings, and therefore a clearly written for the works of the Jewish nation, to prevent this friendship gave me the answer. Marxism and Judaism rejects the aristocratic principle of nature replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by weight of numbers and your weight. In this way, denies the value of one's personality, nationality, race and rejected, the meaning of man their presence, the acquisition of their culture. On the basis of the universe, and this causes that everyone at the end of the level of intelligence can think of. So, Alli identified by the largest of the organism and the application of the results that interpretation of the law can lead to confusion, the Earth, the inhabitants of the planet to destroy."











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❑ Taken
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Translator!!   Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:57 pm

"I like big butts and I cannot lie." came out as "I love you so much, cant sleep."



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