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PostSubject: Jokes Please   Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:36 am

It's okay, they can be straight off the internet like I'll do!!!!!!!!!

>A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"
I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."

>I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like 0mg

>Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Please   Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:50 pm

Here's a couple of them.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
The cop.

Why was six afraid of seven?
seven was black.

How do you make a baby float?
Two scoops baby, one scoop ice-cream.

What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

Girls are like blackjack...
I'm always going for 21 but I always end up hitting on 14

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

Pedofiles are fucking immature assholes.

You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favour of condoms...
less DNA evidence.

Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hilary Clinton?
The last Clinton Presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

What do you call a white man marrying the woman of his dreams?
Incest.

What is it called when an Illegal Immigrant fights a Pedofile?
Alien vs Predator.
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